Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 5: Episode 18]]>
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May 10th, 1980
Bob Newhart
The Amazing Rhythm Aces
Bruce Cockburn
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Sarah Paley
Max Pross
Alan Zweibel Pink Lady and Carl
Summary:
Recurring Characters: Carl Sagan, Marvin Hamlisch.
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Montage
Bob Newhart’s MonologueSummary: Bob Newhart performsstand-up about an early televised expedition to the Seven Lost Cities of the Incans.
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The Dating ZoneSummary:
Recurring Characters: Iris de Flaminio, Colleen Fernman, Rod Serling.
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The Amazing Rhythm Aces perform “Who Will the Next Fool Be” & “Third-Rate Romance”
Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill MurraySummary:
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The LetterSummary: After soldier Jeremy Travers (Peter Aykroyd) dies in battle, Col. Jessup (Bob Newhart) promises to write his mother, but the time keeps getting away from him.
Bruce Cockburn performs “Wondering Where the Lions Are”
Dave’s Variety StoreSummary: Dave (Bob Newhart) and his wife Betty (Gilda Radner) run a store in which they have every ridiculous item in stock that customers happen to ask for.
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The Mr. Bill ShowSummary: After “Mr. Bill Goes To Jail” for a framed bank robbery, he becomes Mr. Hands’ unwitting escape partner from Sing Sing Prison.
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RestaurantSummary: Stan (Bob Newhart) is eager to marry Nadine (Jane Curtin) after a brief courtship, until she reveals that she’s only been slender since just before they started dating.
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GoodnightsTranscript