Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 5: Episode 19
]]>
Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:Bit Players:
May 17th, 1980
Steve Martin
3-D
Paul & Linda McCartney
None
None
None
Weekend Update Exclusive Report
Summary: It’s been 122 days since Paul McCartney was busted for possession of marijuana, and Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) hopes to land an exclusive interview.
Recurring Characters: Father Guido Sarducci.
Transcript
Montage
Steve Martin’s Monologue
Summary: Steve Martin recites a series of tenets entitled “What I Believe”.
Transcript
Real Incredible People
Summary: Overly enthusiastic hosts (Steve Martin, Gilda Radner, Bill Murray, Harry Shearer, Laraine Newman) are amazed by the normal feats of everyday people.
Transcript
Messy Burglars
Summary: Franklin (Bill Murray) and Phil (Steve Martin) break into a couple’s (Harry Shearer, Laraine Newman) just so they can make a mess, but then their mothers (Jane Curtin, Gilda Radner) break in to clean up the mess.
3-D performs “All-Night Television”
Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill Murray
Summary: Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) tries to serenade Paul McCartney dwonstairs by singing a medley of Beatles tunes.
Recurring Characters: Father Guido Sarducci.
Transcript
The Hominids
Summary:
Transcript
Weekend Update Exclusive Report II
Summary: Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) finally gets Paul and Linda McCartney’s attention and conducts his interview.
Recurring Characters: Father Guido Sarducci.
Transcript
Paul McCartney performs “Coming Up”
Reagan Dinner
Summary:
Recurring Characters: Ronald Reagan, Nancy Reagan.
Transcript
Stretch Marks
Summary: The new album from aging songstress Patty Caldwell (Gilda Radner).
Transcript
Deer Crossing
Summary: A pair of deer (Steve Martin, Gilda Radner) cautiously try to cross the interstate after other deer (Bill Murray, Tom Davis) are hit by passing cars.
Transcript
Goodnights
Transcript
