Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 5: Episode 19]]>
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May 17th, 1980
Steve Martin
3-D
Paul & Linda McCartney
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Summary: It’s been 122 days since Paul McCartney was busted for possession of marijuana, and Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) hopes to land an exclusive interview.
Recurring Characters: Father Guido Sarducci.
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Montage
Steve Martin’s MonologueSummary: Steve Martin recites a series of tenets entitled “What I Believe”.
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Real Incredible PeopleSummary: Overly enthusiastic hosts (Steve Martin, Gilda Radner, Bill Murray, Harry Shearer, Laraine Newman) are amazed by the normal feats of everyday people.
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Messy BurglarsSummary: Franklin (Bill Murray) and Phil (Steve Martin) break into a couple’s (Harry Shearer, Laraine Newman) just so they can make a mess, but then their mothers (Jane Curtin, Gilda Radner) break in to clean up the mess.
3-D performs “All-Night Television”
Weekend Update with Jane Curtin & Bill MurraySummary: Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) tries to serenade Paul McCartney dwonstairs by singing a medley of Beatles tunes.
Recurring Characters: Father Guido Sarducci.
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The HominidsSummary:
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Weekend Update Exclusive Report IISummary: Father Guido Sarducci (Don Novello) finally gets Paul and Linda McCartney’s attention and conducts his interview.
Recurring Characters: Father Guido Sarducci.
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Paul McCartney performs “Coming Up”
Reagan DinnerSummary:
Recurring Characters: Ronald Reagan, Nancy Reagan.
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Stretch MarksSummary: The new album from aging songstress Patty Caldwell (Gilda Radner).
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Deer CrossingSummary: A pair of deer (Steve Martin, Gilda Radner) cautiously try to cross the interstate after other deer (Bill Murray, Tom Davis) are hit by passing cars.
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GoodnightsTranscript