Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 6: Episode 2
Priest: [ reading ]“The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He makes me lie down in green pastures.
He leads me beside still waters.
He restores my soul.
He leads me in paths of righteousness
for his names sake.
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I fear no evil,
for thou art with me;
thy rod and thy staff,
they comfort me.
Thou preparest a table before me
in the presence of my enemies;
thou anointest my head with oil;
my cup overflows.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
all the days of my life,
and I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
Prisoner: I’m sorry, Father!
Priest: God will forgive you.
Prisoner: I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry, Father…
Prisoner: I’m sorry… I’m sorry, Father… Sorry…[ the executioner grabs the handle ]
Executioner: All set.
Mother V/O: That’s my son! My son, I HAVE to see him!
Mother: Son! Sit up STRAIGHT!! Sit up STRAIGHT!!![ the executioner pulls the switch, as the electrical jolt causes the prisoner to stretch out straight in the chair ]
Prisoner: “LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!!”