SNL Transcripts: Jamie Lee Curtis: 12/13/80: Clovin Hind Jeans II

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  Season 6: Episode 4

80d: Jamie Lee Curtis / James Brown, Ellen Shipley

Clovin Hind Jeans II

Announcer…..Joe Piscopo
Brooke Shields…..Gail Matthius

[Open on pan across a pair of feet covered in orange socks with the legs covered in blue jeans as someone sings “Take Me Out To The Ballgame”]

Voice: [singing]
“Take me out to the ball game
Take me out to the crowd…”

[Pan continues across the blue jeans and white fuzzy tank top]

Voice: [continues singing]
“Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks…”

[Pan stops to reveal 1980’s jean model Brooke Shields to be the voice singing as she’s bent over and on her knees]

Brooke Shields: [singing]
“I don’t care if I never get back…”

[Brooke stops singing. Her eyes dart around as she realizes where she is]

Brooke Shields: [as she picks her head up] I have seven Clovins in my closet. [faces camera with a blank stare on her face]:…and if they could talk…[bends right arm over her head so her hand can rest on her cheek]: I could act. [smiles]

[SUPER: “CLOVIN HIND JEANS” appears]

Announcer: Clovin Hind Jeans.

[fade]

Submitted by: Candy

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