SNL Transcripts: Jamie Lee Curtis: 12/13/80: Clovin Hind Jeans II

 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 6: Episode 4

80d: Jamie Lee Curtis / James Brown, Ellen Shipley

Clovin Hind Jeans II

Announcer…..Joe Piscopo
Brooke Shields…..Gail Matthius

[Open on pan across a pair of feet covered in orange socks with the legs covered in blue jeans as someone sings “Take Me Out To The Ballgame”]

Voice: [singing]
“Take me out to the ball game
Take me out to the crowd…”

[Pan continues across the blue jeans and white fuzzy tank top]

Voice: [continues singing]
“Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks…”

[Pan stops to reveal 1980’s jean model Brooke Shields to be the voice singing as she’s bent over and on her knees]

Brooke Shields: [singing]
“I don’t care if I never get back…”

[Brooke stops singing. Her eyes dart around as she realizes where she is]

Brooke Shields: [as she picks her head up] I have seven Clovins in my closet. [faces camera with a blank stare on her face]:…and if they could talk…[bends right arm over her head so her hand can rest on her cheek]: I could act. [smiles]


Announcer: Clovin Hind Jeans.


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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