Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 6: Episode 4
80d: Jamie Lee Curtis / James Brown, Ellen Shipley
Clovin Hind Jeans II
Announcer…..Joe Piscopo
Brooke Shields…..Gail Matthius
Voice: [singing]“Take me out to the ball game
Take me out to the crowd
”
[Pan continues across the blue jeans and white fuzzy tank top]
Voice: [continues singing]“Buy me some peanuts and crackerjacks ”
[Pan stops to reveal 1980s jean model Brooke Shields to be the voice singing as shes bent over and on her knees]
Brooke Shields: [singing]“I dont care if I never get back ”
[Brooke stops singing. Her eyes dart around as she realizes where she is]
Brooke Shields: [as she picks her head up] I have seven Clovins in my closet. [faces camera with a blank stare on her face]: and if they could talk [bends right arm over her head so her hand can rest on her cheek]: I could act. [smiles]
[SUPER: “CLOVIN HIND JEANS” appears]
Announcer: Clovin Hind Jeans.
[fade]
Submitted by: Candy
