Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 6: Episode 8
Ordinary Elephant People
[ Open on three figures with bags over their heads, sitting at the dinner table. ]
Announcer: A story of three strangers. A mother, a father, a son.
Mother: Mmm. This French toast is great. [ Eats it through a hole in the bag ]
Father: Well, this is great orange juice, that’s for sure. [ the juice dribbles as he drinks it through his bag-hole ] What’s your problem, son?
Son: I am not an animal! I am an ordinary human being!
Announcer: Paramount Pictures proudly presents, Ordinary Elephant People. [ the title is shown] Coming soon to a theater near you.
Submitted by: G. Gomez