SNL Transcripts: Robert Hays: 11/15/80: Ordinary Elephant People


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  Season 6: Episode 8





80h: Robert Hays / Joe “King” Carrasco & The Crowns, 14 Karat Soul

Ordinary Elephant People

Announcer…..Joe Piscopo
Mother…..Ann Risley
Father…..Charles Rocket
Son…..Gilbert Gottfried

[ Open on three figures with bags over their heads, sitting at the dinner table. ]

Announcer: A story of three strangers. A mother, a father, a son.

Mother: Mmm. This French toast is great. [ Eats it through a hole in the bag ]

Father: Well, this is great orange juice, that’s for sure. [ the juice dribbles as he drinks it through his bag-hole ] What’s your problem, son?

Son: I am not an animal! I am an ordinary human being!

Announcer: Paramount Pictures proudly presents, Ordinary Elephant People. [ the title is shown] Coming soon to a theater near you.

Submitted by: G. Gomez

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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