Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 6: Episode 8
80h: Robert Hays / Joe “King” Carrasco & The Crowns, 14 Karat Soul
Ordinary Elephant People
Announcer…..Joe Piscopo
Mother…..Ann Risley
Father…..Charles Rocket
Son…..Gilbert Gottfried
Announcer: A story of three strangers. A mother, a father, a son.
Mother: Mmm. This French toast is great. [ Eats it through a hole in the bag ]
Father: Well, this is great orange juice, that’s for sure. [ the juice dribbles as he drinks it through his bag-hole ] What’s your problem, son?
Son: I am not an animal! I am an ordinary human being!
Announcer: Paramount Pictures proudly presents, Ordinary Elephant People. [ the title is shown] Coming soon to a theater near you.
Submitted by: G. Gomez
