SNL Transcripts: Robert Hays: 11/15/80: Ordinary Elephant People

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  Season 6: Episode 8

80h: Robert Hays / Joe “King” Carrasco & The Crowns, 14 Karat Soul

Ordinary Elephant People

Announcer…..Joe Piscopo
Mother…..Ann Risley
Father…..Charles Rocket
Son…..Gilbert Gottfried

[ Open on three figures with bags over their heads, sitting at the dinner table. ]

Announcer: A story of three strangers. A mother, a father, a son.

Mother: Mmm. This French toast is great. [ Eats it through a hole in the bag ]

Father: Well, this is great orange juice, that’s for sure. [ the juice dribbles as he drinks it through his bag-hole ] What’s your problem, son?

Son: I am not an animal! I am an ordinary human being!

Announcer: Paramount Pictures proudly presents, Ordinary Elephant People. [ the title is shown] Coming soon to a theater near you.

Submitted by: G. Gomez

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