SNL Transcripts: Robert Hays: 11/15/80: Ordinary Elephant People


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 6: Episode 8

80h: Robert Hays / Joe “King” Carrasco & The Crowns, 14 Karat Soul

Ordinary Elephant People

Announcer…..Joe Piscopo
Mother…..Ann Risley
Father…..Charles Rocket
Son…..Gilbert Gottfried

[ Open on three figures with bags over their heads, sitting at the dinner table. ]

Announcer: A story of three strangers. A mother, a father, a son.

Mother: Mmm. This French toast is great. [ Eats it through a hole in the bag ]

Father: Well, this is great orange juice, that’s for sure. [ the juice dribbles as he drinks it through his bag-hole ] What’s your problem, son?

Son: I am not an animal! I am an ordinary human being!

Announcer: Paramount Pictures proudly presents, Ordinary Elephant People. [ the title is shown] Coming soon to a theater near you.

Submitted by: G. Gomez

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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