SNL Transcripts: Robert Hays: 11/15/80: Goodnights


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 6: Episode 8

80h: Robert Hays / Joe “King” Carrasco & The Crowns, 14 Karat Soul


…..Robert Hays

Robert Hays: I just want to say one thing before we go. When I first got here to New York —

[ the cast playfully pushes Hays to quiet him, accidentally half-revealing Gail Matthius’ breast in the melee ]

Joe Piscopo: Come on, just say “Good night”, please!

Robert Hays: Thank you very much. Good night, everybody!

[ Joe “King” Caresco attempts to place his crown atop Hays’ head as he kisses Gail Matthius, then hands the crown across to Charles Rocket instead ]

Announcer: This is Don Pardo saying, I’ll bet you didn’t know I could sing. Well, I do — listen to this: [ singing ] “I’m just a guy who can’t say No!” Barry Gold’s got nothing on me! Good night!

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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