Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 6: Episode 8
Robert Hays: I just want to say one thing before we go. When I first got here to New York —[ the cast playfully pushes Hays to quiet him, accidentally half-revealing Gail Matthius’ breast in the melee ]
Joe Piscopo: Come on, just say “Good night”, please!
Robert Hays: Thank you very much. Good night, everybody![ Joe “King” Caresco attempts to place his crown atop Hays’ head as he kisses Gail Matthius, then hands the crown across to Charles Rocket instead ]
Announcer: This is Don Pardo saying, I’ll bet you didn’t know I could sing. Well, I do — listen to this: [ singing ] “I’m just a guy who can’t say No!” Barry Gold’s got nothing on me! Good night!