SNL Transcripts: Robert Hays: 11/15/80: Goodnights

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  Season 6: Episode 8

80h: Robert Hays / Joe “King” Carrasco & The Crowns, 14 Karat Soul

Goodnights

…..Robert Hays

Robert Hays: I just want to say one thing before we go. When I first got here to New York —

[ the cast playfully pushes Hays to quiet him, accidentally half-revealing Gail Matthius’ breast in the melee ]

Joe Piscopo: Come on, just say “Good night”, please!

Robert Hays: Thank you very much. Good night, everybody!

[ Joe “King” Caresco attempts to place his crown atop Hays’ head as he kisses Gail Matthius, then hands the crown across to Charles Rocket instead ]

Announcer: This is Don Pardo saying, I’ll bet you didn’t know I could sing. Well, I do — listen to this: [ singing ] “I’m just a guy who can’t say No!” Barry Gold’s got nothing on me! Good night!

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020. View all posts by Don Roy King