SNL Transcripts: Robert Hays: 11/15/80: Goodnights

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  Season 6: Episode 8

80h: Robert Hays / Joe “King” Carrasco & The Crowns, 14 Karat Soul


…..Robert Hays

Robert Hays: I just want to say one thing before we go. When I first got here to New York —

[ the cast playfully pushes Hays to quiet him, accidentally half-revealing Gail Matthius’ breast in the melee ]

Joe Piscopo: Come on, just say “Good night”, please!

Robert Hays: Thank you very much. Good night, everybody!

[ Joe “King” Caresco attempts to place his crown atop Hays’ head as he kisses Gail Matthius, then hands the crown across to Charles Rocket instead ]

Announcer: This is Don Pardo saying, I’ll bet you didn’t know I could sing. Well, I do — listen to this: [ singing ] “I’m just a guy who can’t say No!” Barry Gold’s got nothing on me! Good night!

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