Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 6: Episode 10
80j: Deborah Harry / Funky 4 + 1 More
Deborah Harry’s Monologue
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen — Deborah Harry!
Deborah Harry: Happy Valentine’s Day! Do you love Valentine’s Day like I do? I mean, don’t you just love it? That’s right — you should! Because this is the day we set aside for just ONE reason: [ wistfully ] love. I have so much love I want to share with you. I want to tell you how much I love my parents. I want you to meet my parents, because I brought them here with me tonight for Valentine’s Day.[ reveal an older man and woman in the audience wearing Blondie wigs and waving ]
Deborah Harry: Happy Valentine’s Day! Yeah, don’t you just love them! And I love you, too, and I brought a special valentine just for you.
Deborah Harry: Here he is — my special valentine! Don’t you just love him?
Cupid: They love me.
Voice of Audience Member: Hey, Blondie! Hey, Blondie, over here!
Deborah Harry: Alright.[ Cupid raises his bow and fires a heart arrow into the balcony ] [ reveal male audience member falling over himself, with the arrow piercing his chest ]
Deborah Harry: We’ll be back in just a minute!
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