SNL Transcripts: Deborah Harry: 02/14/81: Deborah Harry’s Monologue

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  Season 6: Episode 10

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Deborah Harry’s Monologue

…..Deborah Harry
Cupid…..Eddie Murphy

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen — Deborah Harry!

Deborah Harry: Happy Valentine’s Day! Do you love Valentine’s Day like I do? I mean, don’t you just love it? That’s right — you should! Because this is the day we set aside for just ONE reason: [ wistfully ] love. I have so much love I want to share with you. I want to tell you how much I love my parents. I want you to meet my parents, because I brought them here with me tonight for Valentine’s Day.

[ reveal an older man and woman in the audience wearing Blondie wigs and waving ]

Deborah Harry: Happy Valentine’s Day! Yeah, don’t you just love them! And I love you, too, and I brought a special valentine just for you.

[ suddenly, Cupid prances down the spiral staircase toward Deborah Harry ]

Deborah Harry: Here he is — my special valentine! Don’t you just love him?

Cupid: They love me.

Voice of Audience Member: Hey, Blondie! Hey, Blondie, over here!

Deborah Harry: Alright.

[ Cupid raises his bow and fires a heart arrow into the balcony ] [ reveal male audience member falling over himself, with the arrow piercing his chest ]

Deborah Harry: We’ll be back in just a minute!

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