SNL Transcripts: Deborah Harry: 02/14/81: Deborah Harry’s Monologue


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  Season 6: Episode 10

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Deborah Harry’s Monologue

…..Deborah Harry
Cupid…..Eddie Murphy

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen — Deborah Harry!

Deborah Harry: Happy Valentine’s Day! Do you love Valentine’s Day like I do? I mean, don’t you just love it? That’s right — you should! Because this is the day we set aside for just ONE reason: [ wistfully ] love. I have so much love I want to share with you. I want to tell you how much I love my parents. I want you to meet my parents, because I brought them here with me tonight for Valentine’s Day.

[ reveal an older man and woman in the audience wearing Blondie wigs and waving ]

Deborah Harry: Happy Valentine’s Day! Yeah, don’t you just love them! And I love you, too, and I brought a special valentine just for you.

[ suddenly, Cupid prances down the spiral staircase toward Deborah Harry ]

Deborah Harry: Here he is — my special valentine! Don’t you just love him?

Cupid: They love me.

Voice of Audience Member: Hey, Blondie! Hey, Blondie, over here!

Deborah Harry: Alright.

[ Cupid raises his bow and fires a heart arrow into the balcony ] [ reveal male audience member falling over himself, with the arrow piercing his chest ]

Deborah Harry: We’ll be back in just a minute!

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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