Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 6: Episode 10
80j: Deborah Harry / Funky 4 + 1 More
Is Frank Sinatra A Hoodlum?
Ronald Reagan…..Charles Rocket
Frank Sinatra…..Joe Piscopo
Ronald Reagan: Good evening. I’m here tonight to talk to you aboutone of the most important questions that confronts the nation today: “IsFrank Sinatra a hoodlum?” Well, I think America deserves a straight answerto that straight question. Frank, are you a hoodlum?
Frank Sinatra: No, Ron, I am not.
Ronald Reagan: Do you associate with hoodlums?
Frank Sinatra: No, Ron, I am not.
Ronald Reagan: Do you know Manny Ayatello?
Frank Sinatra: Who?
Ronald Reagan: Manny the “Horse”?
Frank Sinatra: No.
Ronald Reagan: How about Louie?
Frank Sinatra: Who?
Ronald Reagan: Uh.. Louie the “Squid”.
Frank Sinatra: That is a negative.
Ronald Reagan: Do you know Carlos Granatelli?
Frank Sinatra: Oh, you mean “Fingers”?
Ronald Reagan: Yes.
Frank Sinatra: No.
Ronald Reagan: Well, there you have it. I hope that settle the issueonce and for all. No, Frank Sinatra is not a hoodlum. And, no, he doesn’tassociate with hoodlums. Uh, Frank.. is there anything else you’d like toadd?
Frank Sinatra: Ronnie, baby, would you do me a favor and pose in apicture with some of my buddies.
Ronald Reagan: Sure!
Frank Sinatra: Boys. [ a group of hoodlums stand arm-in-arm withFrank and Ronald – Frank snaps his fingers ] Do it.
Ronald Reagan: Uh.. Live, from New York, it’s Saturday Night!