SNL Transcripts: Bill Murray: 03/07/81: Saturday Night Newsline

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 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 6: Episode 12












80l: Bill Murray / Delbert McClinton

Saturday Night Newsline

Dr. Jonathan Lear…..Mark King

[ open on Dr. Jonathan Lear seated at news desk ]

Dr. Jonathan Lear: I’m Dr. Jonathan Lear. This is “Saturday Night Live: Newsline”, Science Break. Tonight: DNA.

As most of us know, DNA is the basic building block of life. Also, DNA is the master molecule of life. It’s really great! We have been able to obtain actual photographs of DNA molecules, so let’s take a look at some of them.

[ he holds up a drawing of DNA ]

In its simplest form, DNA looks like a double helix.

[ he swaps out DNA cards ]

Here’s a photo of DNA molecules sitting up straight.

[ he swaps out DNA cards ]

Here’s some FAT DNA!

[ he swaps out DNA cards ]

Here’s some DNA hiding in spaghetti.

[ he swaps out DNA cards ]

Here’s DNA sitting on a picket fence.

[ he swaps out DNA cards ]

DNA following a fish.

[ he swaps out DNA cards ]

Have a nice day, DNA!

[ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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