Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 6: Episode 12
Irene Cara…..Gail Matthius
[ return from commercial with cast and guests surrounding Home Base; in the front, Chevy Chase kneels next to the monkey and offers a kiss ]
Tim Kazurinsky: Thanks, evrybody, we had a very nice time!
Chevy Chase: [ looking up from the monkey’s lips ] Good night![ “Same” begins playing again, as Irene Cara and her back-up dancers come down the spiral staircase at the rear of the stage ] [ Irene jumps into Chevy Chase’s arms ]
Irene Cara: [ singing ]“Baby, look at me
The girl who’s on TV
Sing the same song every time
Now you must know every rhyme by heart!”
Gail Matthius: [ breaking character ] You gotta put me down now, Chevy![ Chevy Chase puts Gail down, as the end credits begin to scroll ] [ Irene Cara and her back-up dancers lead the cast through the audience ]
Irene Cara: [ singing ]“– Captain Kangaroo
But you’re in good company
If you’re bored, just think of me!
I’m always the sa-ame!
I sing the same some forever!
Just like some sci-fi film!
Irene Cara: [ singing ]At the Golden Globes
They ran short on stuff
Oh no, that was really nice
‘Cause they made me sing it twice in a row!”[ fade ]