Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 7: Episode 1
[FADE IN on the cast standing around home base. Michael Davis is in the center of the group.]
Joe Piscopo: We’d like to thank Michael Davis and Rod Stewart very much.
Eddie Murphy: [at far right] And Tina Turner!! Tina Turner…
[ZOOM OUT as everyone applauds. SUPERIMPOSE “costumes provided by EAVES-BROOKS COSTUME COMPANY” as the band goes full-tilt into the closing music. CUT to a side angle and ROLL credits as everyone claps and waves. Michael O’Donoghue is listed as both a supervising producer and alphabetically among the writers.]
Announcer: Be sure to be with us next week for “Saturday Night Live” with Susan Saint James and Rickie Lee Jones. This is Mel Brant saying… good night!
[Tim Kazurinsky makes his way into the group, grabs Robin Duke, and kisses her passionately while bending her over. ZOOM OUT to a wide shot of the studio as the credits finish. FADE to black.]
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