SNL Transcripts: Susan St. James: 10/10/81: Buh-Weet Sings

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Season 7: Episode 2

Buh-Weet Sings

Buckwheat…..Eddie Murphy

[ a montage of “Little Rascals” stills are displayed ][ dissolve to grown-up Buckwheat smiling at the camera ]Buckwheat: Boy, id bin a nong time since dem days. Hi, I’m Buh-weet,amembuh me? And I have compiled for you and your nistening pleasure, dumub my mavorite tongs. Id’s all ite here in dis uhn pectacular opper:”Buh-weet Sings”. Take a wisten:

[ SUPER: “Fee Tines A Mady” ] [ singing ]

“Munce. Tice. Fee Tines A Mady.”
Announcer: Yes, they’re all here..

[ SUPER: “Wookin’ Pa Nub” ]

Buckwheat: [ singing ]

“Wookin’ Pa Nub in all da wong paces. Wookin ‘ Pa Nub.”

Announcer: Once Buh-weet sings a song, it’s eternally his.

[ SUPER: “?????” ]

Buckwheat: [ singing unintelligably ]

“..Menny Dabid Ibe..”

Yes.. Buh-weet. The man who sold more records that Elvis or the Beatles – in Kenya.
[ SUPER: “Una Panoonah Banka” ]
Buckwheat: [ singing ]
“Una Panoonah Banka-a-a-a-a!!”

And if you order now, you’ll get Buh-weet’s tribute to Alfalfa.
[ SUPER: “Barbah Ob Dabil” ]
Buckwheat: [ singing ]
“I’m da Barbah ob Dabil. Bigaro! Bigaro!” [ smiles ]
Order today. Send $49.95 for the full volume to:
Buh-Weet
Bah Firty Fee
New Nork, New Nork

Buckwheat: Take it fum “Ow Gang”: yo gang will nub it. Buy mywecord! O-tay!

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