Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 7: Episode 7
December 5th, 1981
Meat Loaf & The Neverland Express
Tim Curry’s Monologue
Mick!Recurring Characters: Mick Jagger, Barbara Mandrell, Frank Sinatra, Buckwheat.
Reagan’s Illegitimate SonSummary: Eddie Murphy makes a plea for his runaway dad, President Ronald Reagan, to return home to him and his mama.
The Trouble With Fred
Frank & PapaRecurring Characters: Frank, Papa.
SNL Newsbreak with Brian Doyle-MurrayRecurring Characters: Prince Charles, Princess Di, Raheem Abdul Mohammed.
Meat Loaf & The Neverland Express performs “Promised Land”
Tim & Meat’s One-Stop Rocky Horror Shop
Tim Curry sings “The Zucchini Song”
If Reagan Had Survived The AssassinationRecurring Characters: Dan Rather.
Meat Loaf & The Neverland Express performs “Bat Out Of Hell”