SNL Transcripts: Bill Murray: 12/12/81: MX-5 Tampons


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 7: Episode 8

81h: Bill Murray / The Spinners

MX-5 Tampons

Father Guido Sarducci…..Don Novello

[ open on Father Guido Sarducci kneeling before table with product ]

Announcer: [ with SUPER: ] Father Guido Sarducci, for MX-5 Tampons.

Father Guido Sarducci: Maybe you-a think it’s-a strange to-a see a man doing an ad for tampons. But you don’t have to be-a Brenda-a Vacarro to know that some tampons work better than other ones. I know that-a Branda-a’s brand promises you could go swimming, you could play tennis, even that you could run in it. But-a, only the new MX-5 Tampon promises that-a you can-a go on a trampoline. MX-5 Tampon. It’s-a the tampon-a of circus stars! So-a, don’t be-a misled by-a Brenda’s-a brand. Don’t-a be outfoxed by Vacarro. Get-a the new MX-5 Tampon. [ he holds up the box ] MX-5 Tampons is-a the vision of-a Baskin-Robbins!

[ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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