SNL Transcripts: Robert Conrad: 01/23/82: Overexposed Characters


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 7: Episode 9

81i: Robert Conrad / The Allman Brothers Band

Overexposed Characters

Velvet Jones…..Eddie Murphy Paulie Herman…..Joe Piscopo

[ open on Velvet Jones ]

Velvet Jones: Hello! As you may already know, I’m Velvet Jones! You will never see me again on this show, because, tonight, I died from overexposure! Thus, I’d like to introduce a friend of mine who died from overexposure just last year!

[ Paulie Herman appears, grinning wildly ]

Paulie Herman: Hi! I’m from Jersey! [ he laughs maniacally ] Are you from Jersey? [ he laughs maniacally ] Yes, uh, that is correct! I, too, know all too well the difficulties of overexposure, having appeared on this show one too many times! So I am pleased to announce that Velvet and I are moving to the Garden State of New Jersey! [ he laughs maniacally ]

Velvet Jones: “I’m from Jersey! Are you Jersey?”

Paulie Herman: “Get me a ho! I’m a ho! Are you a ho?” [ he laughs maniacally ]

[ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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