SNL Transcripts: James Coburn: 02/06/82

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  Season 7: Episode 11

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February 6th, 1982

James Coburn

Lindsay Buckingham

Marc Weiner

The President’s BirthdaySummary: Frank sinatra (Joe Piscopo) sings a medley in celebration of President Ronald Reagan’s birthday.

Recurring Characters: Frank Sinatra.



James Coburn’s Monologue

Reach Out And Touch SomeoneTranscript

I Married A MonkeySummary: During a family vacation to Disneyland, Tim (Tim Kazurinsky) discovers that Madge is having an affair with a gas station jockey (James Coburn).

Recurring Characters: Tim.


Mister Robinson’s NeighborhoodRecurring Characters: Mister Robinson, Mr. Landlord.

Jesus in Blue JeansSummary: Jerry Falwell (Brian Doyle-Murray) pitches a new rock album with Christian-friendly lyrics.

Recurring Characters: Jerry Falwell.


Lindsay Buckingham performs “Bwana”

Signs of HomosexualitySummary: Christine Ebersole is smitten with James Conurn until close friend Mary Gross points out her tell-tale signs that their host for the evening is a homosexual.


SNL Newsbreak with Brian Doyle-MurrayRecurring Characters: Raheem Abdul Muhammed.

Victims of 60 MinutesRecurring Characters: Dan Rather.

Reagan’s BirthdayRecurring Characters: Ed Reese.

Lindsay Buckingham performs “Trouble”

Unique Perspectives

Those Crazy Taboosters

Don’t Let it Show

Marc WeinerSummary: Marc Weiner performs a stand-up routine that employs a nautical theme and plenty of spray for tthe audience.


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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