Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 7: Episode 15
Lorne Greene For Alpo
Lorne Greene…..Joe Piscopo
[ open on Lorne Greene sitting on the floor petting his dog ]
Lorne Greene: Hi. I’m Lorne Greene. And this is my pal, All-Star. You know, All-Star’s 17 years old – that’s 114 to you and me. You know why she looks so young and healthy? Bwcause All-Star is an Alpo dog. Alpo is 100% meat and meat by-products, and not a speck of cereal. Alpo keeps your dog happy, healthy and frisky. Isn’t that right, All-Star, huh?[ Lorne Greene pets All-Star again, but the dog begins to growl and attack him ]
Lorne Greene: Help! Whoa![ the dog ocntinues to corner Lorne Green against the wall ] [ SUPER: “Lorne Greene. The meat dogs love.” ]
Announcer: Lorne Greene. The meat dogs love.