SNL Transcripts: Blythe Danner: 03/27/82: Lorne Greene For Alpo

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  Season 7: Episode 15






81o: Blythe Danner / Rickie Lee Jones

Lorne Greene For Alpo

Lorne Greene…..Joe Piscopo

[ open on Lorne Greene sitting on the floor petting his dog ]

Lorne Greene: Hi. I’m Lorne Greene. And this is my pal, All-Star. You know, All-Star’s 17 years old – that’s 114 to you and me. You know why she looks so young and healthy? Bwcause All-Star is an Alpo dog. Alpo is 100% meat and meat by-products, and not a speck of cereal. Alpo keeps your dog happy, healthy and frisky. Isn’t that right, All-Star, huh?

[ Lorne Greene pets All-Star again, but the dog begins to growl and attack him ]

Lorne Greene: Help! Whoa!

[ the dog ocntinues to corner Lorne Green against the wall ] [ SUPER: “Lorne Greene. The meat dogs love.” ]

Announcer: Lorne Greene. The meat dogs love.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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