Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 7: Episode 16
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
April 10th, 1982
Daniel J. Travanti
John Cougar
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Neil Levy
Andy Murphy
Susan St. James
Dave Wilson
Akira Yoshimura
Bruce Weitz
Cooking With Marcello
Montage
Daniel J. Travanti’s Monologue
Whiners AnniversaryRecurring Characters: Doug Whiner, Wendy Whiner.
Everybody Does MermanRecurring Characters: Rod Serling.
Larry the Lobster: Voting So Far
John Cougar performs “Hurts So Good”
SNL Newsbreak with Brian Doyle-Murray
Hill Street Blues
Larry the Lobster: Larry’s Story
Bavarian Butterfly Dance
Summary: In a film by Josef Sedelmaier, a dance troupe performs the Bavarian Butterfly Dance.
Career Corner
Summary: Burt Wedermeyer (Tim Kazurinsky) interviews the Tooth Fairy (Eddie Murphy), who’s fed up with his career and is ready for a change.
Transcript
Larry the Lobster: If Larry Lives
Reagan Brand Economics
Summary: President Ronald Reagan (Joe Piscopo) sells a poor couple (Tony Rosato, Christine Ebersole) on his economics program that’s served with no human compassion whatsoever.
Recurring Characters: President Ronald Reagan.
Transcript
John Cougar performs “Ain’t Even Done With The Night”
Larry the Lobster: The Final Vote
Goodnights
I remember this show, because either this was the show where on the “newscast” they insulted Jerry Lewis, or they had the fake apology where they insulted him further. I will look at the transcript for the news — but it would have to be the 90 minute edition, unedited to see it. edited: There is no transcript for the news bit. This would be that show. In it they showed a fake photo of “Jerry” in his tuxedo in Wheelchair, with leg braces, and also a cartoon of him crying (using his logo/caricature as a basis). Jerry was angry, and complained about it on his next telethon; then people wrote in to SNL to complain; then we saw Mary Gross doing the fake apology, where she insulted Jerry more. That would be in the early September 1982 episode. Later Jerry guest hosted — but I didn’t see an apology, really. And who was it that dressed up as Jerry for that wheelchair photo?