SNL Transcripts: Daniel J. Travanti: 04/10/82

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Season 7: Episode 16

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April 10th, 1982

Daniel J. Travanti

John Cougar

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Neil Levy

Andy Murphy

Susan St. James

Dave Wilson

Akira Yoshimura

Bruce Weitz
Cooking With Marcello

Montage

Daniel J. Travanti’s Monologue

Whiners AnniversaryRecurring Characters: Doug Whiner, Wendy Whiner.

Everybody Does MermanRecurring Characters: Rod Serling.

Larry the Lobster: Voting So Far

John Cougar performs “Hurts So Good”

SNL Newsbreak with Brian Doyle-Murray

Hill Street Blues

Larry the Lobster: Larry’s Story

Bavarian Butterfly DanceSummary: In a film by Josef Sedelmaier, a dance troupe performs the Bavarian Butterfly Dance.

Career CornerSummary: Burt Wedermeyer (Tim Kazurinsky) interviews the Tooth Fairy (Eddie Murphy), who’s fed up with his career and is ready for a change.

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Larry the Lobster: If Larry Lives

Reagan Brand EconomicsSummary: President Ronald Reagan (Joe Piscopo) sells a poor couple (Tony Rosato, Christine Ebersole) on his economics program that’s served with no human compassion whatsoever.

Recurring Characters: President Ronald Reagan.

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John Cougar performs “Ain’t Even Done With The Night”

Larry the Lobster: The Final Vote

Goodnights

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Dana Rose Crystal

4 years ago

I remember this show, because either this was the show where on the “newscast” they insulted Jerry Lewis, or they had the fake apology where they insulted him further. I will look at the transcript for the news — but it would have to be the 90 minute edition, unedited to see it. edited: There is no transcript for the news bit. This would be that show. In it they showed a fake photo of “Jerry” in his tuxedo in Wheelchair, with leg braces, and also a cartoon of him crying (using his logo/caricature as a basis). Jerry was angry, and complained about it on his next telethon; then people wrote in to SNL to complain; then we saw Mary Gross doing the fake apology, where she insulted Jerry more. That would be in the early September 1982 episode. Later Jerry guest hosted — but I didn’t see an apology, really. And who was it that dressed up as Jerry for that wheelchair photo?