Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 8: Episode 1
Chevy Chase’s Monologue
…..Chevy Chase
Don Pardo: Ladies and gentlemen! Chevy Chase!
[ audience cheers for Chevy, who still appears on the broken TV set at the foot of the stage ]
Chevy Chase: Thank you. [ aside ] Help me out. It’s going to be great fun working with these kids. I’m very happy, and I’ll be back as soon as I get myself together. [ aside ] Kid, don’t put the — Thank you. [ waves to the audience ]
