Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 8: Episode 2
October 2nd, 1982
Louis Gossett, Jr.
George Thorogood & The Destroyers
Eddie Murphy’s father
NBC’s Underwear Is Showing
Louis Gossett, Jr.’s MonologueSummary: Mimicking his role in “An Officer and a Gentlemen”, drill sergeant Louis Gossett, Jr. puts the cast through the rigors of comedy boot camp.
Don’t Hitch-HikeSummary: A hitchhiker (Tim Kazurinsky) thinks his luck has changed when an attractive scantily-clad woman picks him up off the side of the road, until their sexual explorations cause them to tumble off a cliff.
Mister Robinson’s NeighborhoodSummary: Mister Robinson’s (Eddie Murphy) word of the day is “Music”, so he plays with a set of drums he ripped off of the Commodores, which angers his neighbor Mr. T.
Recurring Characters: Mister Robinson.
Sex TherapyRecurring Characters: Marvin, Celeste.
Mr. & Mrs. T Bloody Mary MixRecurring Characters: Mrs. T.
“What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?”
Under The BoardwalkTranscript
Don Pardo’s Year OffTranscript
Saturday Night News with Brad HallRecurring Characters: Dr. Jack Badofsky.
DonahueRecurring Characters: Phil Donahue, Menachim Begin, Yasser Arafat.
George Thorogood & The Destroyers performs “Bad to the Bone”
Black Stereotype Sketch
The Interesting FourRecurring Characters: The Human Stapler, Weather Woman, Seiko, Mr. Wonderful.
The WebSummary: The home protection alarm that keeps burglars in their house so they can’t get into yours.
George Thorogood & The Destroyers performs “Back in Wentzville”