SNL Transcripts: Louis Gossett, Jr.: 10/02/82

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  Season 8: Episode 2

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October 2nd, 1982

Louis Gossett, Jr.

George Thorogood & The Destroyers


Mr. T

Eddie Murphy’s father
NBC’s Underwear Is Showing


Louis Gossett, Jr.’s MonologueSummary: Mimicking his role in “An Officer and a Gentlemen”, drill sergeant Louis Gossett, Jr. puts the cast through the rigors of comedy boot camp.

Don’t Hitch-HikeSummary: A hitchhiker (Tim Kazurinsky) thinks his luck has changed when an attractive scantily-clad woman picks him up off the side of the road, until their sexual explorations cause them to tumble off a cliff.


Mister Robinson’s NeighborhoodSummary: Mister Robinson’s (Eddie Murphy) word of the day is “Music”, so he plays with a set of drums he ripped off of the Commodores, which angers his neighbor Mr. T.

Recurring Characters: Mister Robinson.


Sex TherapyRecurring Characters: Marvin, Celeste.

Mr. & Mrs. T Bloody Mary MixRecurring Characters: Mrs. T.


“What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?”

Under The BoardwalkTranscript

Don Pardo’s Year OffTranscript

Saturday Night News with Brad HallRecurring Characters: Dr. Jack Badofsky.

DonahueRecurring Characters: Phil Donahue, Menachim Begin, Yasser Arafat.

George Thorogood & The Destroyers performs “Bad to the Bone”

Black Stereotype Sketch

The Interesting FourRecurring Characters: The Human Stapler, Weather Woman, Seiko, Mr. Wonderful.

The WebSummary: The home protection alarm that keeps burglars in their house so they can’t get into yours.


George Thorogood & The Destroyers performs “Back in Wentzville”


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