SNL Transcripts: Louis Gossett, Jr.: 10/02/82: The Web



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82b: Louis Gossett, Jr. / George Thoroughgood & The Destroyers

The Web

[ shown: exterior of house at night ]

Announcer: It’s a beautiful summer night. A perfect night for aburglery.

[ cut to close-up of a wallet and watch being picked up from a dresser,then burgler leafing through wallet ]

This man is a thief. But now you can stop him before he steals yourvaluables. Before he threatens your family’s security. Now you can stop that burgler – and this is important – before he can get out of his own house!

[ burglar opens front door of his house to prowl into the night, but aseries of alarms suddenly go off, scaring him bback inside ]

Thanks to The Web, by Sentronex. Remember.. he won’t get into your house if he can’t get out of HIS!

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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