Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 8: Episode 2
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82b: Louis Gossett, Jr. / George Thoroughgood & The Destroyers
Under The Boardwalk
…..Joe Piscopo
Joe: [singing]Under the boardwalk,
Down by the sea, yeah,
On a blanket with my baby,
Thats where Ill be.
Others: Under the boardwalk…
Joe: Out of the sun,
Others: Under the boardwalk…
Joe: Well be having some fun…
Others: Under the boardwalk…
Joe: People walking above,
Others: Under the boardwalk…
Joe: Well be falling in love,
All: Under the boardwalk… boardwalk.
[At that moment, Tim Kazurinsky walks in and checks all the stalls. He sings off key in a tuneless voice.]Tim: Dont push me, cause Im over the edge, and Im tryin not to lose my head, ha-ha…
[Tim sees all the stalls are occupied, and he turns to leave.]Tim: [sort of singing] Its like a jungle sometimes, make me wonder why the people goin under…
[Right when Tim leaves, Joe bursts back into song as the other guys harmonize.]Joe: [ singing]Under the boardwalk,
Down by the sea, yeah,
On a blanket with my baby,
All: Thats where Ill beeeee.
[ZOOM back and FADE OUT as everyone stands up and flushes the toilet.]Submitted by: Joe Cornfield