SNL Transcripts: Michael Keaton: 10/30/82


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 8: Episode 5

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Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


October 30th, 1982

Michael Keaton

Joe Jackson

Michael Palin

No Cue CardsSummary: Michael Keaton is distraught to learn that cue cards won’t be available for tonight’s broadcast.


Michael Keaton’s MonologueAlso Hosted: 92f.

The Interesting FourRecurring Characters: The Human Stapler, Weather Woman, Seiko, Mr. Wonderful.

Scary Story

Thank You, Ron Reagan

Teddy BearsTranscript

Joe Jackson performs “Steppin’ Out”

Saturday Night News with Brad HallRecurring Characters: Raheem Abdul Muhammed.

Political Campaign, Behind-the-Scenes

Topol the Idiot

The Nutty ProfessorRecurring Characters: President Ronald Reagan.

Joe Jackson performs “Another World”

Gory Pumpkin CarvingNote: Repeat from 10/31/81.


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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