SNL Transcripts: Tom & Dick Smothers: 12/04/82


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  Season 8: Episode 8

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Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


December 4th, 1982

Tom Smothers

Dick Smothers

Laura Branigan


Laurence K. Grossman
The Tonight ShowRecurring Characters: Johnny Carson, Ed McMahon, Bill Cosby.


Tom & Dick Smothers’ MonologueAlso Hosted: 83g.

Thank You, Ron ReaganNote: Repeat from 10/30/82.

James on the LedgeRecurring Characters: Mr. Blunt.

Safe Sex PSA

“If you were a homosexual, who would you find attractive?”

Truck Driving Women

Broke TV Tensions

Saturday Night News with Brad HallRecurring Characters: Ted Kennedy, Havnagootiim Vishnuuerheer.

Laura Branigan performs “Gloria”

Solomon & PudgeRecurring Characters: Solomon, Pudge.

Dick’s Magic Act

The Inside Story

Handsome Men With Big Noses

Laura Branigan performs “Living a Lie”


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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