SNL Transcripts: Tom & Dick Smothers: 12/04/82


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  Season 8: Episode 8

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Musical Guest:

Special Guests:


December 4th, 1982

Tom Smothers

Dick Smothers

Laura Branigan


Laurence K. Grossman
The Tonight ShowRecurring Characters: Johnny Carson, Ed McMahon, Bill Cosby.


Tom & Dick Smothers’ MonologueAlso Hosted: 83g.

Thank You, Ron ReaganNote: Repeat from 10/30/82.

James on the LedgeRecurring Characters: Mr. Blunt.

Safe Sex PSA

“If you were a homosexual, who would you find attractive?”

Truck Driving Women

Broke TV Tensions

Saturday Night News with Brad HallRecurring Characters: Ted Kennedy, Havnagootiim Vishnuuerheer.

Laura Branigan performs “Gloria”

Solomon & PudgeRecurring Characters: Solomon, Pudge.

Dick’s Magic Act

The Inside Story

Handsome Men With Big Noses

Laura Branigan performs “Living a Lie”


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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