SNL Transcripts: Robert Guillaume: 03/19/83


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  Season 8: Episode 16

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March 19th, 1983

Robert Guillaume

Duran Duran


Buckwheat DeadSummary: Ted Koppel (Joe Piscopo) profiles the life of Buckwheat’s (Eddie Murphy) assassin, John David Stutts (Eddie Murphy).

Recurring Characters: Ted Kopel, Buckwheat.



Robert Guillaume’s Monologue

Clysler-Prymouth FloormatsRecurring Characters: Lee Iacocca.

Old South Slave Songs

Heil Hits

The Mrs. T Birthday SpecialRecurring Characters: Mrs. T, Mr. T, Steve Lawrence.

I Married A MonkeyRecurring Characters: Tim.

Saturday Night News with Brad HallRecurring Characters: Patti Lynn Hunnsacker.

Duran Duran performs “Hungry Like The Wolf”

Oil Is Us

Solomon’s NephewRecurring Characters: Solomon, Pudge.

Duran Duran performs “Girls on Film”

Wrong Number Breakup


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Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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