Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 8: Episode 17
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Air Date:Host:Musical Guest:Special Guests:Cameos:
April 9th, 1983
Joan Rivers
Musical Youth
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David Susskind
Clint Smith
The Whiners At SNLSummary: Would-be audience members Doug (Joe Piscopo) and Wendy Whiner (Robin Duke) arrive late for tonight’s broadcast of “Saturday Night Live.”
Recurring Characters: Doug Whiner, Wendy Whiner.
Montage
Joan Rivers’ Monologue
The David Susskind ShowRecurring Characters: Buckwheat.
The EnquirerRecurring Characters: Alfalfa.
Dueling JoansRecurring Characters: Joan Rivers.
Oscar Statuettes
Calvin Klein Industrial Strength JeansRecurring Characters: Elizabeth Taylor.
Saturday Night News with Brad HallRecurring Characters: Havnagootiim Vishnuuerheer, James Watt.
Celebrities in 2040Summary: In the year 2040, Joan Rivers and Eddie Murphy run into one another while residing in the same nursing home.
Musical Youth performs “Pass the Dutchie”
Club DoolittleNote: Joe Piscopo provokes Eddie Murphy into breaking character by throwing cake at him from off-screen.
Transcript
Joan Rivers Standup
Caribbean Gynocologist
Musical Youth performs “Never Gonna Give You Up”
Goodnights
