Rosemary Clooney…..Jim Belushi

Rosemary Clooney: [ singing ]“Extra value is what you get, when you buy Cor-net.”

Hi! I’m Rosemary Clooney. You know, I used to be young and cute. But now, I’m old and fat. Real fat. As a matter of fact, I’m one big fat, sloppy singer. That’s why the folks at Cornet have asked me to be their spokesman. I want to tell you about their toilet paper, their paper towels – they really sop up the mess.. and I make a mess when I eat! And you can get great value with Cornet, because when it comes to toilet paper, their roll is as big as mine. So, if you’re a slob, and need to clean up after yourself the way I do – wipen up with Cornet toilet paper, and maybe they’ll call you “Rosie”, too!

Cornet. The toilet paper of the big stars. And that’s why I always say, [ singing ] “Extra value is what you get, when you buy Cor-net.”

SNL Transcripts

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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