SNL Transcripts: Tom & Dick Smothers: 12/03/83

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December 3rd, 1983

Tom & Dick Smothers

Big Country

Tom Seaver

Ron Luciano

Larry Holmes

Big Country, “In A Big Country”.

Studio Rain Delay

Umpire Rom Luciano waits for the rain to clear so the show can go on.

Tom & Dick Smothers’ Monologue

Tom interrupts their song to take a picture of Dick.

Crisis Game ’83

John Glenn (Tom Smothers) & Jesse Jackson (Eddie Murphy) compete in fake crises.

Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel, Jesse Jackson.

Know Your Neighbor

Talk show host (Jim Belushi) scoffs Jewish Hanukkah celebration.

Tom Carvel

Carvel francisee (Tim Kazurinsky) specializes in adult cakes.

Big Country performs “In A Big Country”

Mentl

Barbra Streisand (Joe Piscopo) takes on all the roles in latest movie.

Recurring Characters: Barbra Streisand.

Tom & Dick Smothers perform “Fantasy For Auto Horn & Electronic Pulse

in D Minor”

Saturday Night News with Brad Hall

Gary Kroeger shows off his 21-year-old Cabbage Patch Kid (Jim Belushi).

Dr. Jack Badofsky list types of influenza.

Joe Piscopo interviews boxing champ Larry Holmes.

Recurring Characters: Dr. Jack Badofsky.

Dream Land

Sexual fantasy remains undetermined.

“The Boy Who Cried Wolf”

Tom & Dick Smothers tell the classic tale.

Garage Band Audition

Audition can only go so far on minimal talent.

Autographs

Man (Tom Smothers) tries to get Dick Smothers’ autograph.

Big Country performs “Fields of Fire”

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