SNL Transcripts: Michael Douglas: 04/07/84: MTV Music News


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 9: Episode 16

83p: Michael Douglas / Deniece Williams

MTV Music News

Nina Blackwood …. Julia Louis-Dreyfus

[ Opens with the MTV “rocket” logo sequence. Zoom out to reveal it’s being played on a TV monitor behind MTV VJ Nina Blackwood. ]

Nina Blackwood: Aloha! This is Nina Blackwood. [ waits for the applause ] All right! Thank you! And I’ll be doing a special interview with a brand new band with a world premiere vid-e-o! But first, here’s some music news.

[ picture of John Cougar Mellencamp appears on the monitor ]

John Cougar Mellencamp has just announced that he is changin’ his name again. Me-OW! From now on he’s gonna be known as John Cougar Mellencamp Kahuna Walla Walla Niki Pooga Weenie! Okay!

[ picture of ZZ Top appears on the monitor ]

And following the success of our “Lost Weekend with Van Halen” contest, MTV has plans for a Lost Weekend with ZZ Top — All right! — where some lucky viewer gets to spend two wild days vacationing in one of the band’s beards. Fun.

[ the MTV “astronaut” logo appears on the monitor ]

That’s the music news! We’ll be back with a special interview and a world premiere video, right after somebody tries to sell you, something …

[ Fade to the “Foldger’s Crystals” commercial ]

Submitted by: G. Gomez

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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