Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 9: Episode 16
83p: Michael Douglas / Deniece Williams
MTV Music News
Nina Blackwood …. Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Nina Blackwood: Aloha! This is Nina Blackwood. [ waits for the applause ] All right! Thank you! And I’ll be doing a special interview with a brand new band with a world premiere vid-e-o! But first, here’s some music news.
[ picture of John Cougar Mellencamp appears on the monitor ]John Cougar Mellencamp has just announced that he is changin’ his name again. Me-OW! From now on he’s gonna be known as John Cougar Mellencamp Kahuna Walla Walla Niki Pooga Weenie! Okay!
And following the success of our “Lost Weekend with Van Halen” contest, MTV has plans for a Lost Weekend with ZZ Top — All right! — where some lucky viewer gets to spend two wild days vacationing in one of the band’s beards. Fun.
[ the MTV “astronaut” logo appears on the monitor ]That’s the music news! We’ll be back with a special interview and a world premiere video, right after somebody tries to sell you, something …
[ Fade to the “Foldger’s Crystals” commercial ]Submitted by: G. Gomez
