SNL Transcripts: Billy Crystal, Ed Koch, Edwin Newman, Father Guido Sarducci, Betty Thomas: 05/12/84


Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:

May 12th, 1984

Billy Crystal
Ed Koch
Edwin Newman
Father Guido Sarducci
Betty Thomas

The Cars

Timothy Hutton

Joel Hodgson

  • “High Hopes”

    Recurring Characters: Sammy Davis, Jr. Frank Sinatra.

  • Billy Crystal, Ed Koch, Edwin Newman, Father Guido Sarducci, Betty Thomas’ Monologue

  • Father Guido Sarducci & Willie Nelson Album

    (Repeat) See: 04/07/84.

  • Mayor Koch’s Neighborhood

    Recurring Characters: Worthington Clotman.

  • Mikko’s Got Your Nose Safety Guard

  • Father Guido Sarducci Questions Passersby

  • Ira Needleman

  • The Cars perform “Drive”

  • Saturday Night News with Edwin Newman

    Recurring Characters: Dr. Jack Badofsky, Fernando.

  • Godzilla

  • Hello, Trudy!

  • The Cars perform “Magic”

  • Joel Hodgson

  • Three Stooges Self-Defense Class

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    Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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