Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 11: Episode 3
Say No To The Army
Teenager…..Anthony Michael Hall
Friends…..Robert Downey, Jr., Bruce McCulloch
[ open on a group of teenagers driving down the street, most of them drinking, as the last Teenager gives in to the peer pressure ]
Announcer: Sometimes, it’s hard to say no.
[ the Teenager is offered a cigarette, he once again gives in to peer pressure ]
Your friends can pressure you.
[ group of girls walk up to the guys ]
You want to be cool.
You want to be one of the guys.
[ Teeanger’s friends lead him into a building ]
[ Army Recruiter looks at the group of teenagers and smiles, then looks to the other Teeanger ]
But.. when the time comes.. it’s really up to you.
Teeanger: [ panicks and runs ] NOOOO!! NOOOO!! NOOOO!! NOOOO!!
Announcer: Say no. The Army. It’s like playing with a loaded gun.