SNL Transcripts: Pee Wee Herman: 11/23/85: Goodnights


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 11: Episode 3

85c: Pee Wee Herman / Queen Ida & The Bon Temps Zydeco Band


…..Pee Wee Herman

Pee Wee Herman: Well! I’ve had a really, really swell time hosting “Saturday Night Live” tonight, especially working with this young and talented cast – the cool band – everybody here! And we’ve got about thirty seconds left, so, uh – [ looks up at the house band ] do you guys know “Sex Machine”?

[ the audience cheers ]

Hit it!

[ the cast joins Pee Wee on stage; Jon Lovitz makes many attempts to drape a robe around Pee Wee’s back ]

Get up! [ laughs ]Get up
Stay on the scene, like a sex machine!

You got to have the feeling, sure as you’re born I gotta have the feelingRight on, right on.

Take me to the bridge!

Can I have the bridge?

Take me to the bridge!

I gotta have the bridge!

The way I see it
That’s the way it is!
He got the ticket
I got his! [ laughs ]

Stay on the scene, like a sex machine
Stay on the scene, like a sex machine.

Let me hear you say: Pee Wee!
Let me hear you say: Aaaaaaahhhhh!!
Let me hear you say: I know you are! [ laughs ]But what am I?
Let me hear you say: I love it.
[ laughs ] Why don’t you marry it!

[ fade ]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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