Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 11: Episode 3
85c: Pee Wee Herman / Queen Ida & The Bon Temps Zydeco Band
Goodnights
…..Pee Wee Herman
Pee Wee Herman: Well! I’ve had a really, really swell time hosting “Saturday Night Live” tonight, especially working with this young and talented cast – the cool band – everybody here! And we’ve got about thirty seconds left, so, uh – [ looks up at the house band ] do you guys know “Sex Machine”?
[ the audience cheers ]
Hit it!
[ the cast joins Pee Wee on stage; Jon Lovitz makes many attempts to drape a robe around Pee Wee’s back ]
Get up! [ laughs ]
Get up
Stay on the scene, like a sex machine!
You got to have the feeling, sure as you’re born I gotta have the feelingRight on, right on.
Take me to the bridge!
Can I have the bridge?
Take me to the bridge!
I gotta have the bridge!
Hey!
The way I see it
That’s the way it is!
He got the ticket
I got his! [ laughs ]
Stay on the scene, like a sex machine
Stay on the scene, like a sex machine.
Let me hear you say: Pee Wee!
Let me hear you say: Aaaaaaahhhhh!!
Let me hear you say: I know you are! [ laughs ]
But what am I?
Let me hear you say: I love it.
[ laughs ] Why don’t you marry it!
[ fade ]
