SNL Transcripts: Sigourney Weaver: 10/11/86: General Dynamics

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 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 12: Episode 2


86a: Sigourney Weaver / Buster Poindexter

General Dynamics

Girl…..Jan Hooks
Guy…..Dana Carvey
Announcer V/O…..Phil Hartman

[a very hunky guy pulls up in a corvette, he wears a grey t-shirt, blue jeans, he stops the car and sits on top of the driver’s seat, a very pretty girl stands next to the car, she is wearing blue jeans, a white tank top, pink high heels]

Girl: You’re late…

Guy: So…thought we’d have a date?

Girl: So? I don’t feel like going out, I sort of have other plans…

Guy: Guess I should just leave.

Girl: I didn’t say that, just said I have other plans.

Guy: These uh “other plans”…do they include me?

Girl: Yeah.

Guy: And you are saying you don’t want to go out.

Girl: Uh-uh.

Guy: So I guess we should go inside and…

Girl: What?

Both: And watch TV.

[scene freezes]

Announcer: General Dynamics…the leader in laser-guided technology.

[fade]

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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