Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 12: Episode 2
Announcer V/O…..Phil Hartman
Girl: You’re late…
Guy: So…thought we’d have a date?
Girl: So? I don’t feel like going out, I sort of have other plans…
Guy: Guess I should just leave.
Girl: I didn’t say that, just said I have other plans.
Guy: These uh “other plans”…do they include me?
Guy: And you are saying you don’t want to go out.
Guy: So I guess we should go inside and…
Both: And watch TV.[scene freezes]
Announcer: General Dynamics…the leader in laser-guided technology.[fade]
Submitted by: Nicholas Liberto