SNL Transcripts: Sigourney Weaver: 10/11/86: General Dynamics


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 12: Episode 2

86a: Sigourney Weaver / Buster Poindexter

General Dynamics

Girl…..Jan Hooks
Guy…..Dana Carvey
Announcer V/O…..Phil Hartman

[a very hunky guy pulls up in a corvette, he wears a grey t-shirt, blue jeans, he stops the car and sits on top of the driver’s seat, a very pretty girl stands next to the car, she is wearing blue jeans, a white tank top, pink high heels]

Girl: You’re late…

Guy: So…thought we’d have a date?

Girl: So? I don’t feel like going out, I sort of have other plans…

Guy: Guess I should just leave.

Girl: I didn’t say that, just said I have other plans.

Guy: These uh “other plans”…do they include me?

Girl: Yeah.

Guy: And you are saying you don’t want to go out.

Girl: Uh-uh.

Guy: So I guess we should go inside and…

Girl: What?

Both: And watch TV.

[scene freezes]

Announcer: General Dynamics…the leader in laser-guided technology.


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