Madonna: “It Was All a Dream”
Madonna: Hi, I’m Madonna. [ minimal audience response ] I said, Madonna! [ major audience applause ] Thank you. That’s more like it.
As you may remember, one year ago tonight I hosted the premiere episode of “Saturday Night Live”. Therefore, NBC has asked me to read the following statement, concerning last year’s entire season. [ takes out a piece of paper ] Ready? [ reading ] “It was all a dream, a horrible, horrible dream.” And now, to confuse you even further, “Live, from New York, it’s Saturday Night!“