SNL Transcripts: Malcolm-Jamal Warner: 10/18/86

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October 18th, 1986

Malcolm-Jamal Warner

Run-DMC

Spike Lee

Sam Kinison

Run-DMC, “Walk This Way”

Bartles & Jaymes

Frank Bartles (Phil Hartman) & Ed Jaymes (A. Whitney Brown) denounce crack.

Malcolm Jamal Warner’s Monologue

Dana Carvey helps self-concious Warner dance in front of the audience.

Team Xynex

Time-saving business helps employees goof off more productively.

Donahue

Donahue (Phil Hartman) talks with women in exploitive relationships.

Recurring Characters: Phil Donahue.

The Crosby Show

Theo Huxtable (Warner) dreams Bing Crosby (Phil Hartman) is his dad.

Run-DMC performs “Walk This Way”

Weekend Update with Dennis Miller

Kevin Nealon rambles on in search of what he’s really trying to say.

Casey Kasem (Dana Carvey) pronounces Queen #1 rock group of all time.

Recurring Characters: Casey Kasem.

Johnny O’Conner

End of WWII diminishes Johnny’s (Phil Hartman) film career.

Recurring Characters: Johnny O’Conner.

Instant Coffee

Mango recalls dating Patrow, and thwarts Matt Damon’s advances.

Recurring Characters: Candy Sweeney, Liz Sweeney.

Contract

Warner has negogiated a user-friendly parent-teen drunk driving contract.

Sam Kinison

Kinison performs stand-up about growing up in his family.

Run-DMC performs “Hit It, Run”

Chalk Factory

Son (Warner) doesn’t want to follow in dad’s (Dana Carvey) footsteps.

Buster Poindexter performs “Hit The Road Jack”

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