October 18th, 1986
Run-DMC, “Walk This Way”
Frank Bartles (Phil Hartman) & Ed Jaymes (A. Whitney Brown) denounce crack.
Dana Carvey helps self-concious Warner dance in front of the audience.
Time-saving business helps employees goof off more productively.
Donahue (Phil Hartman) talks with women in exploitive relationships.
Recurring Characters: Phil Donahue.
Theo Huxtable (Warner) dreams Bing Crosby (Phil Hartman) is his dad.
Kevin Nealon rambles on in search of what he’s really trying to say.
Casey Kasem (Dana Carvey) pronounces Queen #1 rock group of all time.
Recurring Characters: Casey Kasem.
End of WWII diminishes Johnny’s (Phil Hartman) film career.
Recurring Characters: Johnny O’Conner.
Mango recalls dating Patrow, and thwarts Matt Damon’s advances.
Recurring Characters: Candy Sweeney, Liz Sweeney.
Warner has negogiated a user-friendly parent-teen drunk driving contract.
Kinison performs stand-up about growing up in his family.
Son (Warner) doesn’t want to follow in dad’s (Dana Carvey) footsteps.