SNL Transcripts: Malcolm-Jamal Warner: 10/18/86


Air Date:


Musical Guest:

Special Guests:

October 18th, 1986

Malcolm-Jamal Warner


Spike Lee

Sam Kinison

Run-DMC, “Walk This Way”

  • Bartles & Jaymes

    Frank Bartles (Phil Hartman) & Ed Jaymes (A. Whitney Brown) denounce crack.

  • Malcolm Jamal Warner’s Monologue

    Dana Carvey helps self-concious Warner dance in front of the audience.

  • Team Xynex

    Time-saving business helps employees goof off more productively.

  • Donahue

    Donahue (Phil Hartman) talks with women in exploitive relationships.

    Recurring Characters: Phil Donahue.

  • The Crosby Show

    Theo Huxtable (Warner) dreams Bing Crosby (Phil Hartman) is his dad.

  • Run-DMC performs “Walk This Way”

  • Weekend Update with Dennis Miller

    Kevin Nealon rambles on in search of what he’s really trying to say.

    Casey Kasem (Dana Carvey) pronounces Queen #1 rock group of all time.

    Recurring Characters: Casey Kasem.

  • Johnny O’Conner

    End of WWII diminishes Johnny’s (Phil Hartman) film career.

    Recurring Characters: Johnny O’Conner.

  • Instant Coffee

    Mango recalls dating Patrow, and thwarts Matt Damon’s advances.

    Recurring Characters: Candy Sweeney, Liz Sweeney.

  • Contract

    Warner has negogiated a user-friendly parent-teen drunk driving contract.

  • Sam Kinison

    Kinison performs stand-up about growing up in his family.

  • Run-DMC performs “Hit It, Run”

  • Chalk Factory

    Son (Warner) doesn’t want to follow in dad’s (Dana Carvey) footsteps.

  • Buster Poindexter performs “Hit The Road Jack”

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    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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