Team Xynex

Team Xynex

Employee…..Dana Carvey

Announcer: Time. Your company’s most precious resource. At Xynex, we design office systems that save time, by making your employees more productive, whether you require high-speed data printing..

[ employee prints out homemade birthday card ]

..integrated text-imprintings..

[ employees doodles on computer screen ]

..letter-perfect originals..

[ employee types a chain letter ]

..or.. picture-perfect copies.

[ employee puts his asscheeks on photocopier ]

Team Xynex has the answers.

[ group of employees crowd around the telephone ]

Employee: Maybe you’d like to talk to the boss, huh!

[ employees all laugh ]

Announcer: The Xynex office. People with time on their hands.

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