Team Xynex

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Team Xynex

Employee…..Dana Carvey


Announcer: Time. Your company’s most precious resource. At Xynex, we design office systems that save time, by making your employees more productive, whether you require high-speed data printing..

[ employee prints out homemade birthday card ]

..integrated text-imprintings..

[ employees doodles on computer screen ]

..letter-perfect originals..

[ employee types a chain letter ]

..or.. picture-perfect copies.

[ employee puts his asscheeks on photocopier ]

Team Xynex has the answers.

[ group of employees crowd around the telephone ]

Employee: Maybe you’d like to talk to the boss, huh!

[ employees all laugh ]

Announcer: The Xynex office. People with time on their hands.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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