SNL Transcripts: Rosanna Arquette: 11/08/86


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Special Guests:

November 8th, 1986

Rosanna Arquette

Ric Ocasek

Ron Darling

Ric Ocasek, “Emotion in Motion”.

  • Newsreel

    Last week’s World Series caused SNL to be pre-taped for this week.

  • Neck With Producer

    Pathological Liar Tommy Flanagan (Jon Lovitz) tells Arquette he’s Lorne Michaels.

    Recurring Characters: Tommy Flanagan.

  • Rosanna Arquette’s Monologue

    Arquette doesn’t want to say too much about who she’s voting for.

  • The People’s Court

    Mephistopheles (Jon Lovitz) is sued by hairdresser (Arquette) he cheated.

    Recurring Characters: Mephistopheles.

  • Church Chat

    Church Lady (Dana Carvey) prejudges Arquette and Ric Ocasek

    Recurring Characters: Church Lady, Jenny Baker,

  • Helmsley Spook House

    Leona Helmsley (Nora Dunn) goes all out to scare visitors.

    Recurring Characters: Leona Helmsley,

  • Ric Ocasek performs “Emotion in Motion”

  • Pork Ad I

    Eat it while you still can.

  • Weekend Update with Dennis Miller

    A. Whitney Brown gives his thoughts on censorship.

  • The Sammies

    The Sammies (Dana Carvey, Kevin Nealon) have low expectations for their lives.

    Recurring Characters: Sammie, Sammie.

  • “Dog Baseball”

    William Wegman film shows dogs playing baseball.

  • Make Joan Baez Laugh

    Comedians lend a hand on impossible-to-win game show.

  • Pork Ad II

    Think of it as a reward.

  • Ric Ocasek performs “Keep On Laughin'”

  • Koko & Mishu

    Koko (Dennis Miller) teaches patience to Lebee (Kevin Nealon).

  • “I Saw God”

  • “Pango, Giant Dog of Tokyo”

    Japanese miniatures are terrorized in film.

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    Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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