Pork Ad I

Pork Ad I

Athlete…..Kevin Nealon

[ SUPER: “The Challenge” ]

[ show Athlete pole vault ]

Athlete V/O: I spent eight years preparing for the next fifteen seconds. Tuning myself to run like a fine machine. Striving for excellence. I could have had anything for lunch. I chose pork. Because my body can handle it.

[ dissolve to image of cooked pig sitting on the table ]

[ SUPER: “Pork” ]

Announcer: Pork. Eat it while you still can.

A message from the American Pork Lobby.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020. View all posts by Don Roy King