December 13th, 1986
Penn & Teller
The Pretenders, “Don’t Get Me Wrong”.
Iranian (Jon Lovitz) answers committee questions.
Guttenberg plays the tuba with the SNL band.
Raw fish added to the golden arches menu.
Publicist (Kevin Nealon) says death will help Derek’s (Dana Carvey) sales.
Recurring Characters: Derek Stevens.
Pervert (Guttenberg) and blind man (Jon Lovitz) address subject with sketch.
Grotesque celebrities encompass new sideshow attraction.
Recurring Characters: Casey Kasem.
“AIEEEE” is the word that beings National Spelling Bee to a close.
Babette (Nora Dunn) likens French apology to making love to a whore.
Recurring Characters: Babette.
Guttenberg meets girlfriend’s (Victoria Jackson) parents (Phil Hartman, Jan Hooks).
They perform the world’s most expensive card trick from Times Square remote.
The less important stories are put to print in period spoof.
Actress (Victoria Jackson) takes agent’s (Kevin Nealon) words literally.
Documentary film of First Amendment martyr folk singer (Tim Robbins).
Dad’s (Phil Hartman) Christmas spirit is artificial.