SNL Transcripts: Steve Guttenberg: 12/13/86


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December 13th, 1986

Steve Guttenberg

The Pretenders

Penn & Teller

Tim Robbins

Buster Poindexter

The Pretenders, “Don’t Get Me Wrong”.

  • Infidelscam

    Iranian (Jon Lovitz) answers committee questions.

  • Steve Guttenberg’s Monologue

    Guttenberg plays the tuba with the SNL band.

  • McSooshi

    Raw fish added to the golden arches menu.

  • Derek Stevens

    Publicist (Kevin Nealon) says death will help Derek’s (Dana Carvey) sales.

    Recurring Characters: Derek Stevens.

  • Seducing A Blind Guy

    Pervert (Guttenberg) and blind man (Jon Lovitz) address subject with sketch.

  • The Pretenders perform “Don’t Get Me Wrong”

  • Sideshow of the Stars

    Grotesque celebrities encompass new sideshow attraction.

    Recurring Characters: Casey Kasem.

  • Weekend Update with Dennis Miller

    “AIEEEE” is the word that beings National Spelling Bee to a close.

    Babette (Nora Dunn) likens French apology to making love to a whore.

    Recurring Characters: Babette.

  • Limited Movie Knowledge

    Guttenberg meets girlfriend’s (Victoria Jackson) parents (Phil Hartman, Jan Hooks).

  • Penn & Teller

    They perform the world’s most expensive card trick from Times Square remote.

  • The Back Page

    The less important stories are put to print in period spoof.

  • The Pretenders performs “How Much Did You Get For Your Soul?”

  • Talent Agency

    Actress (Victoria Jackson) takes agent’s (Kevin Nealon) words literally.

  • “Bob Roberts”

    Documentary film of First Amendment martyr folk singer (Tim Robbins).

  • Alcoholic Christmas Spirit

    Dad’s (Phil Hartman) Christmas spirit is artificial.

  • Chrissie Hynde & Buster Poindexter perform “Rockin’ Good Way”

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  • Author: Don Roy King

    Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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