McSooshi


McSooshi


[ open on American McDonald’s-like employees clapping their hands together in Japanese fashion ]

Jingle:
“Something new
From the sea.

McSooshi!
McSooshi!

Cut the fish
with the knife.
Put the fish
on the rice.

McSooshi!
McSooshi!

Fishy
Raw fishy
Fishy
Raw fishy.”

Redneck: Who’d a thunk I’d get it right here in Wyoming?

“McSooshi!
McSooshi!”

[ show Japanese man shrugging as he eats an ordinary hamburger ]

Announcer: New McSooshi. America’s eating it raw.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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