McSooshi
[ open on American McDonald’s-like employees clapping their hands together in Japanese fashion ]
Jingle:
“Something new
From the sea.
McSooshi!
McSooshi!
Cut the fish
with the knife.
Put the fish
on the rice.
McSooshi!
McSooshi!
Fishy
Raw fishy
Fishy
Raw fishy.”
Redneck: Who’d a thunk I’d get it right here in Wyoming?
“McSooshi!
McSooshi!”
[ show Japanese man shrugging as he eats an ordinary hamburger ]
Announcer: New McSooshi. America’s eating it raw.
