December 20th, 1986
Ollie North has little to say during marine hymn.
Shatner jokes about the Star Trek conventions.
Shatner tells loser Trekkies to “get a life!”
Liz (Nora Dunn) sings medley for her fiance (Shatner).
Recurring Characters: Candy Sweeney, Liz Sweeney.
T.J. (Shatner) is Little Blue Riding Hood during car chase.
Al Franken experiences phantom pains while describing Reagan’s prostate surgery.
Captain Kirk (Shatner) and company open restaurant in space.
Husband (Shatner) can’t get enough of his physique in the mirror.
Kevin recalls Christmas cliches and disasters.
Mr. Potter (Jon Lovitz) gets his comeuppance in the end.