January 31st, 1987
Bruce Hornsby & The Range
Bruce Hornsby & The Range, “The Way It Is”
Spoiled by “Late Night”, “SNL” may not be hip enough for Shaffer.
Shaffer sings “Saturday Night – You’re My Home”
Betty Ford (Jan Hooks) hosts game show devoted to addictions.
Paul’s synthesizer lends comments to surprise visit from two dates.
Time-Life books brings understanding to 48-hour U.S. invasion.
Recurring Characters: Pat Stevens, Charlton Heston.
Pat (Nora Dunn) talks hairpieces with Shaffer and Charlton Heston (Phil Hartman).
Clips from the Ferdinand Marcos workout video.
Kevin Nealon struggles for message behind post-Super Bowl depression editorial.
Recurring Characters: Chinge Change, Candy Sweeney, Liz Sweeney.
The Sweeney Sisters (Nora Dunn, Jan Hooks) perform a Far East medley.
Recurring Characters: David.
Obsessed David (Jon Lovitz) trades girlfriend (Victoria Jackson) for tickets.
Sell your kidneys for profit.