February 14th, 1987
Paul Young, “War Games”
Piano playing is all the censors will allow.
Pinchot reflects on old girlfriend he’s avoided while in New York.
Canadian takeover of United States irks one American (Phil Hartman).
“Amerida” plausibility is discussed further.
Recurring Characters: Ted Koppel.
Paulina Poriskova makes plea on behalf of pre-teen boys.
“Choppin’ Broccoli” is re-recorded as Birds Eye jingle.
Recurring Characters: Derek Stevens.
Babette (Nora Dunn) fumes over suitor’s (Phil Hartman) choice of gifts.
Recurring Characters: Babette.
Jacques Cousteau discusses mating ritual of napkin fish.
A. Whitney Brown’s Big Picture focuses on Senate pay hike alternatives.
Dennis Miller wears a full-sized Body Condom.
Meir’s (Paulina Poriskova) good looks hinder Israeli war efforts.
Sketch artist (Kevin Nealon) alters own face to resemble crime suspect.
Armando (Pinchot) tries to make it with Marge Keister (Jan Hooks) in hardware store.
Recurring Characters: Marge Keister.
Lebee (Kevin Nealon) brings smile to Princess’ (Paulina Poriskova) face.
Recurring Characters: Miss Connie, Koko, Mishu, Lebee.