Great Moments in the History of White Trash III
Clinton Johnson…..Kevin Nealon
Friend…..A. Whitney Brown
Announcer: And now, NBC presents another “Great Moment in the History of White Trash”.
[ open on Clinton Johnson and Friend eating donuts at lunch counter ]
Clinton Johnson: I could sit in here and eat donuts all day long.
Friend: I could, too. If I had the money.
Clinton Johnson: Yeah. Well, I got it made in the shade. I met a welfare mother with seven kids. The money’s just rollin’ in!
Friend: Are you fixin’ to marry her?
Clinton Johnson: Hell, no! They’d cut the benefits off like that! [ snaps finger ] I may be dumb, but I ain’t no fool. [ laughs ]
Friend: Hey, what say we go for a ride in your new Trans Am?
Clinton Johnson: Why not? The government’s payin’ for the gas!
[ they shake hands ]
[ SUPER: “Clinton Johnson, Welfare Cheat” ]
[ zoom into box in upper right-hand corner, as Willie Nelson appears in the remainder of the screen ]
Willie Nelson: Clinton Johnson sure was a no-account good-for-nothing. He went on to serve five years for kiting checks. Still, he was good people. This has been another Great Moment in the History of White Trash.
