February 28th, 1987
Robert Cray Band
Eddie Van Halen
Robert Cray Band, “Smoking Gun”
Eddie Van Halen & G.E. Smith, “Stompin’ 8H”
Don Regan (Kevin Nealon) & Nancy Reagan (Jan Hooks) have affair.
Recurring Characters: President Ronald Reagan, Nancy Reagan.
Bertinelli is desperate to shed her girl-next-door image.
(Repeat) See: 12/13/86
Journalists enjoy lunch at Hard News Cafe theme restaurant.
Recurring Characters: Sam Donaldson, Ted Koppel.
Peter Graves (Phil Hartman) is clueless about precious metals.
Recurring Characters: Peter Graves.
Roadies (Kevin Nealon, Dana Carvey, Dennis Miller) secure dinner table.
Contest winner (Jon Lovitz) hangs out with David lee Roth (Dana Carvey).
Kevin Nealon gets to the point about filing income tax returns.
Ching Change thinks stranger (Bertinelli) is the perfect woman.
Recurring Characters: Ching Change.
Plastic surgery patient (Nora Dunn) touts the clinic.
College coeds (Bertinelli, Jan Hooks) praise “The Color of Money”.
Plastic surgery patient (Nora Dunn) praises in spite of mishaps.
Yul Brynner’s replacement (Phil Hartman) is barely given a chance.
Incompetenet doctor (Jon Lovitz) wonders if he should have been an opera singer.