April 11th, 1987
Anita Baker, “Sweet Love”
Dumb Marines (Kevin Nealon, Dana Carvey) bring spies to the U.S. Embassy.
Lithgow’s upset when a boom mike mars episode’s Benchley Award effort.
Vice squad (Lithgow, Kevin Nealon) solve crimes in Wild West Wyoming.
Reverand Dwight Henderson (Lithgow) is the world’s meanest methodist minister.
Pat Stevens (Nora Dunn) consider Halston (Phil Hartman) to be a has-been.
Recurring Characters: Pat Stevens.
Kevin Nealon strays off-topic during commentary on abortion.
A. Whitney Brown delivers Big Picture commentary on surrogate motherhood.
Baudelaire (Lithgow) teaches Master Thespian (Jon Lovitz) how to replace Olivier.
Recurring Characters: Master Thespian, Baudelaire.
Peter Graves (Phil Hartman) doesn’t grasp importance of bacteria slides.
Recurring Characters: Peter Graves.
New York to San Francisco cab ride only takes driver (Lithgow) less than nine minutes.
Boxing loser (Lithgow) is motivated to beat up rich boy (Dana Carvey).