May 23rd, 1987
Roy Orbison, “Crying”
Wyatt (Dana Carvey) and Billy (Hopper) survived their southern shooting.
Hopper says it’s great to be clean and sober.
Hopper and Church Lady (Dana Carvey) discuss wilder days.
Recurring Characters: Church Lady, Jenny Baker.
Contestants must inhale odors and guess the correct smell.
Recurring Characters: Robin Leach, Tammy Faye Bakker.
Tommy Flanagan (Jon Lovitz) lies about client Oliver North’s innocence.
A. Whitney Brown demonstrates juggling act for the Class of ’87.
Recurring Characters: Tommy Flanagan.
Drunken aliens (Hopper, Phil Hartman) give press conference on Earth.
Sam Donaldson (Kevin Nealon) distracts panel discussion by leaning back in chair.
Recurring Characters: David Brinkley, George Will, Sam Donaldson.
Cannibalism questions are raised during Hal McGowan’s (Hopper) job interview.
Small town car mechanic (Hopper) argues with businessman (Phil Hartman).
Liz (Nora Dunn) and Candy Sweeney (Jan Hooks) sing “goodbye” medley.
Recurring Characters: Liz Sweeney, Candy Sweeney.