SNL Transcripts: Steve Martin: 10/17/87: Gary Hart Ad


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 13: Episode 1

87a: Steve Martin / Sting

Gary Hart Ad

Woman Scorned…..Jan Hooks

[ open on black-and-white image of Woman walking through her apartment ]

Woman’s Voiceover: He’s not worth it.. forget it..

[ she picks up his picture from a coffee table, picks up a phone and tries to call him ] [ she slams the phone onto the receiver, revealing the man in the picture as Gary Hart – she shoves his picture, and the objects surrounding it, to the floor ] [ she tears his poster in half, and stomps on the glass encasing his photo ] [ Gary enters, smoking a cigarette ] [ furious, she throws her arm out to hit him, but he blocks her and forces a kiss ]

Announcer: Gary Hart. You can’t get him out of your mind. Paid for by the Gary Hart for President Committee.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for thirteen DGA Awards and won in 2014, 2016, 2017, 2018 and 2019. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. The company has produced Smokey Joe’s Café; Putting It Together with Carol Burnett; Jekyll & Hyde; and Memphis, all directed by Mr. King. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. - LinkedIn

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