Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 13: Episode 1
Gary Hart Ad
Woman Scorned…..Jan Hooks
Woman’s Voiceover: He’s not worth it.. forget it..
[ she picks up his picture from a coffee table, picks up a phone and tries to call him ] [ she slams the phone onto the receiver, revealing the man in the picture as Gary Hart – she shoves his picture, and the objects surrounding it, to the floor ] [ she tears his poster in half, and stomps on the glass encasing his photo ] [ Gary enters, smoking a cigarette ] [ furious, she throws her arm out to hit him, but he blocks her and forces a kiss ]Announcer: Gary Hart. You can’t get him out of your mind. Paid for by the Gary Hart for President Committee.