SNL Transcripts: Steve Martin: 10/17/87: Gary Hart Ad

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  Season 13: Episode 1

87a: Steve Martin / Sting

Gary Hart Ad

Woman Scorned…..Jan Hooks

[ open on black-and-white image of Woman walking through her apartment ]

Woman’s Voiceover: He’s not worth it.. forget it..

[ she picks up his picture from a coffee table, picks up a phone and tries to call him ] [ she slams the phone onto the receiver, revealing the man in the picture as Gary Hart – she shoves his picture, and the objects surrounding it, to the floor ] [ she tears his poster in half, and stomps on the glass encasing his photo ] [ Gary enters, smoking a cigarette ] [ furious, she throws her arm out to hit him, but he blocks her and forces a kiss ]

Announcer: Gary Hart. You can’t get him out of your mind. Paid for by the Gary Hart for President Committee.

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