SNL Transcripts: Steve Martin: 10/17/87: Gary Hart Ad


 Saturday Night Live Transcripts

  Season 13: Episode 1

87a: Steve Martin / Sting

Gary Hart Ad

Woman Scorned…..Jan Hooks

[ open on black-and-white image of Woman walking through her apartment ]

Woman’s Voiceover: He’s not worth it.. forget it..

[ she picks up his picture from a coffee table, picks up a phone and tries to call him ] [ she slams the phone onto the receiver, revealing the man in the picture as Gary Hart – she shoves his picture, and the objects surrounding it, to the floor ] [ she tears his poster in half, and stomps on the glass encasing his photo ] [ Gary enters, smoking a cigarette ] [ furious, she throws her arm out to hit him, but he blocks her and forces a kiss ]

Announcer: Gary Hart. You can’t get him out of your mind. Paid for by the Gary Hart for President Committee.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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