SNL Transcripts: Sean Penn: 10/24/87: Pitman & Bullock

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 Saturday Night Live Transcripts


  Season 13: Episode 4



87b: Sean Penn / L.L. Cool J, Michael Penn & The Pull

Pitman & Bullock

Announcer: [ over SUPER ] What qualities make an investment firm number one?

Determination.

[ show pitbull ]

The will to succeed.

Aggressiveness.

[ show pitbull barking ]

Fierce drive to compete and win.

Instinct.

[ show pitbull barking ]

Knowing the right moment to strike.

[ show pitbull identifying his kill ]

Tenacity.

[ show pitbull chewing on a man’s leg ]

Holding on when others let go.

Coldbloodedness.

[ show pitbull continue to chew on a man’s leg ]

Indifference to the suffering of those who stand in the way.

Pitman & Bullock. Put the power of the pitbull to work for you.

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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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