Saturday Night Live Transcripts
Season 13: Episode 4
Pitman & Bullock
Announcer: [ over SUPER ] What qualities make an investment firm number one?
Determination.[ show pitbull ]
The will to succeed.
Aggressiveness.[ show pitbull barking ]
Fierce drive to compete and win.
Instinct.[ show pitbull barking ]
Knowing the right moment to strike.[ show pitbull identifying his kill ]
Tenacity.[ show pitbull chewing on a man’s leg ]
Holding on when others let go.
Coldbloodedness.[ show pitbull continue to chew on a man’s leg ]
Indifference to the suffering of those who stand in the way.
Pitman & Bullock. Put the power of the pitbull to work for you.