SNL Transcripts: Dabney Coleman: 10/31/87


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  Season 13: Episode 3

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October 31st, 1987

Dabney Coleman

The Cars

Cassandra Peterson

Ric Ocasek
Lifestyles Of The Rich, Famous, & ScaryBio: Cassandra Peterson (1951-). Actress; former showgirl at the Dunes in Las Vegas, of which the Guinness Book of World Records lists her as the youngest on record in the city’s history Elvira; joined the Groundlings in 1979, where she developed the prototype for her Elvira, Mistress of the Dark persona.


Dabney Coleman’s MonologueBio: Dabney Coleman (1932-). Actor; films include “Nine to Five” (1980), “Tootsie” (1982), “Cloak & Dagger” (1984); starred in TV series “Buffalo Bill”, 1983-84 and “The Slap MaxWell Story”, 1987-88.


The Winning SpiritSummary: A blind man (Dabney Coleman) expresses extreme bitterness over his disability.


Don’t Go Down To The Basement


The Cars performs “Strap Me In”Also Performed: 83s.

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The Pat Stevens ShowRecurring Characters: Pat Stevens.

Student Council

The Cars performs “Double Trouble”

Black Monday


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Author: Don Roy King

Don Roy King has directed fourteen seasons of Saturday Night Live. That work has earned him ten Emmys and fourteen nominations. Additionally, he has been nominated for fifteen DGA Awards and won in 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020.

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